We're a notorious couple of cats. As knockabout clowns, quick-change comedians.
Tight-rope walkers and acrobats. And when you hear a dining room smash.
Or up from the pantry there comes a loud crash. Or down from the library there comes a loud ping.
From a vase that was commonly said to be Ming. Then family will say: "Now which was which cat?"
It was Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer! And there's nothing at all to be done about that!
Mungojerrie & Rumpelteazer